OK, we may be flogging a dead horse right now, and while most of the horseburger jokes are offal, we thought we would stirrup the fun and puns one last time.
Most of the quotes and pictures are doing the rounds on Facebook and Twitter:
just went to McDonald's for a burger...the assistant asked me "what would you like on it?"...I said "I'll have a fiver each way"
Despite the recent news , Tesco says that there beef burgers remain stable
A Tesco burger walks into a bar. "Pint please". "I can't hear you" says the barman. "Sorry" replies the burger. "I'm a little bit horse".
Their meatballs are the dog's bollocks.
HMV vouchers now being accepted at Tesco. Just tell them HMV means Horse Meat Voucher :)
It's crazy to think traces of Horse where found in Tesco burgers. What's next..... My Lidl Pony
Just checked the burgers in the fridge.... AND THEY'RE OFF...........
Its official Tesco burgers are low in fat but very high in shergar.
Just after eating a horse burger and it gave me the trots...
Two Tesco burgers please.. hold the dressage
HSE confirm that all who ate horseburgers are in a stable condition.
shergars bum is anagram of hamburgers
Supermarkets also removing veggie burgers from shelves as traces of UniQuorn found.
Did I eat any burger when I was at home? Neigh!!!
Found out I accidentally ate a horse burger last night...Nightmare!
Can I have mane with cheese, please. And stirrup the relish
They are making a vegetarian style of the horse burger, it’s called a ‘hay-burger’.
What do you call a well done burger?? Black beauty!
Traces of zebra found in supermarket barcodes.
"To beef or not to beef. That is equestrian" via @craigceltic1888
Last year in Dublin, in 2012 - Little did we know then.....