A drunk was sitting at a bar when a woman stood behind him and raised her
arm really high to get the bartender's attention. The drunk saw that she
had very hairy armpits.
The drunk yelled at the bartender, "Get the ballerina a drink!" She got
her drink and went away. Later, she returned and raised her arm again. The
drunk saw her and yelled to the bartender, "Get the ballerina another
drink!" She got her drink and went away again.
The bartender asked the drunk how he knew she was a ballerina when she was
a stranger and had never been in the bar before.
The drunk replied, "She's got to be a ballerina if she can lift her leg