is stagering home from the pub after a long night of drinking, alas
with one foot up on the curb, and the other down in the gutter. The
policeman on patrol recognizes him and shouts, "Murphy! Get outta
the street! You've one foot on the sidewalk, and one in the gutter!
You're stinkin" drunk!" To which Murphy replies, "Ahhh,
thank Jesus! I thought I was crippled!"
Murphy comes up to another policeman and shouts "Occifer! Someone
stole me car!" The cop asks, "Now Murphy, where was it last
time ye saw it?" To which Murphy replies, "It was attached
to this here key!"
officer then looks down and notices Murphy"s manhood hanging
out and says to him, "Now Murphy, are you aware you are exposing
yourself??" To which Murphy replies, "....And they stole
me girl, too!!"