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Pig

A farmer walks into a pub with a pig under his arm. 
"Why have you got a pig under your arm?" asks the barman. 
"This isn't just any old pig," the farmer says, "This pig has twice saved my life. So, just to be on the safe side, I carry him about everywhere with me." 
"Oh really?" says the barman, incredulously. 
"Yes, once I fell into the river and he jumped in and dragged me to the bank. Another time my house caught fire and he ran in and saved me, the wife and the kids." 
As the farmer is talking the barman can't help noticing that the pig is missing a leg.
 "In which of those accidents did the pig lose its leg in?" he asks. 
The farmer replies: "Neither. An animal like this you don't eat all at once"