dual carriage way walks into a bar orders a drink and sits down.
few minutes later a slip road walks into the same bar and orders a
drink and sits down next to the dual carriage way.
a while a piece of tarmac walks into the bar and approaches the barman
and shouts, Give me a bloody pint now! The barman a bit
peeved at this says, Talk to me with a bit of respect and I
might. The piece of tarmac raises his fist and shouts again,
Give .. me .. a .. bloody .. pint .. NOW!. The barman
has had enough and tells the piece of tarmac to leave.
a few minutes the dual carriage way approaches the barman and says,
Ahh .. you shouldnt have threw him out!. The barman
dual carriage way says, .. wait for it ..
hes a cyclepath!