Irish Pubs and Bars worldwide in our Irish Pub Directory - New York, London, Sydney, Boston, Dublin, San Francisco, Toronto. You can also find songs, drinking games, quotes, toasts & more!

Tarmac enters a bar

A dual carriage way walks into a bar orders a drink and sits down.

A few minutes later a slip road walks into the same bar and orders a drink and sits down next to the dual carriage way.

After a while a piece of tarmac walks into the bar and approaches the barman and shouts, ‘Give me a bloody pint now!’ The barman a bit peeved at this says, ‘Talk to me with a bit of respect and I might’. The piece of tarmac raises his fist and shouts again, ‘Give .. me .. a .. bloody .. pint .. NOW!’. The barman has had enough and tells the piece of tarmac to leave.

After a few minutes the dual carriage way approaches the barman and says, ‘Ahh .. you shouldn’t have threw him out!’. The barman asks why.

The dual carriage way says, .. wait for it ..
‘hes a cyclepath!’