A guy is sitting at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city.
He's slamming tequila left and right. he grabs one, drinks it, goes over to a
window and jumps out.
The guy who was sitting next to him couldn't believe that
the guy had just done that. He was more surprised when, ten minutes later, the
same guy, unscathed, comes walking back into the bar and sits back down next to
The astonished guy asks," How did you do that???? I just saw you jump
out that window and we're hundreds of feet above the ground!!!"
responds by slurring, "Well, I don't get it either. I slam a shot of
tequila and when I jump out the window, the tequila makes me slow down right
before I hit the ground. Watch."
He takes a shot, slams it down, goes tot
the window and jumps out. The other guy runs to the window and watches as the
guy falls until right before the ground, slows down and lands softly on his
A few minutes later, the guy walks back into the bar.
The other guy has to
try it too, so he orders a shot of tequila. he drinks it and goes to the window
As he reaches the bottom, he doesn't slow down at all....SPLAT!!!!!!
The first guy orders another shot of tequila and the bartender says to
him," You're really an asshole when you're drunk, Superman."