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The Train

There's a train going from Dublin to Killarney and the train is full. Anyway there's a connecting door between the carriages and Brennan rushed into the carriage and says, "Is there a Catholic Priest on the train?" They all looked at each other and said, "No." Brennan says "Right" and he dashed out. Ten minutes later he dashed in again and said, "Is there a Protestant Vicar on the train?" They all looked at each other and said, "No." He said "Right" and dashed out again. Five minutes later he rushed in again. He was just going to open his mouth when this little man stood up and said, "I am a Baptist Minister. Can I help you?" "No," Brennan says, "You can't help. We're looking for a corkscrew."