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quotes[0]="<b>The soul is born old but grows young. That is the comedy of life. And the body is born young and grows old. That is life's tragedy.</b><BR><i>- Oscar Wilde</i>"

quotes[1]="<b>Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better.</b><br> <i>- Samuel Beckett</i>"

quotes[2]="<b>A man of genius makes no mistakes. His errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery.</b><br><i>- James Joyce</i>"

quotes[3]="<b>There is nothing half so sweet in life as love's young dreams</b><br> <i>- Thomas Moore</i>"

quotes[4]="<b>As long as I have a want, I have a reason for living. Satisfaction is death.</b><br> <i>- George Bernard Shaw</i>"

quotes[5]="<b>Necessity is the mother of invention.</b><br> <i>- Jonathan Swift</i>"

quotes[6]="<b>What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind.</b><br> <i>- George Berkeley</i>"

quotes[7]="<b>I was court-martial in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.</b><br> <i>- Brendan Behan</i>"

quotes[8]="<b>Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking.</b><br> <i>- William Butler Yeats</i>"

quotes[9]="<b>Work is the curse of the drinking classes.</b><br>  <i>- Oscar Wilde</i>"

quotes[10]="<b>We are all of us in the gutter. But some of us are looking at the stars.</b><br> <i>- Oscar Wilde</i>"

quotes[11]="<b>If women were as fastidious as men, morally or physically, there would be an end of the race.</b><br> <i>- George Bernard Shaw</i>"

quotes[12]="<b>Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves.</b><br> <i>- Brendan Behan</i>"

quotes[13]="<b>Some faults are so closely allied to qualities that it is difficult to weed out the vice without eradicating the virtue.</b><br> <i>- Oliver Goldsmith</i>"

quotes[14]="<b>Laughter is wine for the soul -- laugh soft, or loud and deep, tinged through with seriousness. Comedy and tragedy step through life together, arm in arm... Once we can laugh, we can live.</b><br> <i>- Sean O'Casey</i>"

quotes[15]="<b>. . . in dreams begins responsibility. </b><br> <i>- Edna O'Brien</i>"

quotes[16]="<b>A man may be as much a fool from the want of sensibility as the want of sense.</b><br> <i>- Anna Jameson</i>"

quotes[17]="<b>Come live in my heart and pay no rent.</b><br> <i>- Samuel Lover</i>"

quotes[18]="<b>Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when called upon to act according with the dictates of reason. </b><br> <i>- Oscar Wilde</i>"

quotes[19]="<b>The only difference between the saint and the sinner is that every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future. </b><br> <i>- Oscar Wilde</i>"

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